Posted 7 hours ago

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

Posted 7 hours ago

colorfulhowell:

Sass master Howell strikes again

(Source: howelllween)

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clraft:

of course he’s mad at u i mean u are wearing crocs

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

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onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

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akahshi:

recentgooglesearches:

is there any time worse than sunday night

a monday morning

Posted 8 hours ago

“I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world — you know, a kid sister of the “real comedians”. I like the idea of positioning myself as legendary rather than trying to fit in. Now do I see myself like that every day? No, but I think it’s a funny attitude and maybe on some weird, spiritual level, maybe it’s a good attitude.” - Chelsea Peretti

I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world — you know, a kid sister of the “real comedians”. I like the idea of positioning myself as legendary rather than trying to fit in. Now do I see myself like that every day? No, but I think it’s a funny attitude and maybe on some weird, spiritual level, maybe it’s a good attitude.” - Chelsea Peretti

(Source: itsbrooklyn99)

Posted 8 hours ago
Do you think the universe fights for souls to be together?
Some things are too strange and strong to be coincidences.
Emery Allen (via splitterherzen)

(Source: uglypnis)

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gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

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